Xxx...holic...

Just finished watching Xxxholic and I am left in about as much a weird state by that anime than the anime itself...whatever that means. So for today, I will entertain myself (as I usually do) with some totally random and xxxholic ("holic" means an addiction to something like that affliction collectors have for their umm...collection...duh!) thoughts:

1. I took an MI test yesterday which told me that I am an "intrapersonal" person. My lowest score was with the "interpersonal" category. That explains a lot. Since I'm "intrapersonal," I'm not "interpersonal." Duh!

2. My clients have not been paying me on time. I'm thinking of resorting to voodoo to get them to pay. Should be more effective than demand letters.

3. I just found out I only have two friends whose zodiac signs are "Leo." I never liked animals anyway.

4. Someone told me she thought I "gained weight." She should have looked in the mirror first but then, her reflection wouldn't be covered in the entire mirror. I don't have any extra fat in my body. If I were a pig, the slaughterhouse would pay to keep me out.

5. I blew my top last night. It was way better than losing my bottoms. Hah!

6. I am now nearing the same age as Kenshin. Well, we're both anti-aging anyway.

7. I am currently hearing Kujibiki Unbalanced playing in loop in my head. This only proves that I am normal and it's the rest of the world that's peculiar.

8. I recently developed a great aversion for clowns. They have such big, fat mouths.

9. My neopet is still alive!!!

10. I want to eat choco-banana crepes with three scoops of vanilla ice-cream...no cherry on top.

11. Somebody said using artificial family planning methods is expensive. The last time I checked, a condom cost less than Php 20.00.

12. I only checked the condom price. I have no use for it. Haha.

13. I have not had a bishounen attack for the past two months. It's highly unnatural. Am I abnormal now?

14. Maki Pulido from Reporter's Notebook called me up yesterday for a phone patch interview. I told her I'm afraid the phone can't talk.

15. I don't have anything to wear...and three closets to keep them all in.

16. I dumped Rukawa. He told me I was as beautiful as a newly-pumped, newly-waxed Spalding.

17. ... which got me to thinking: did he meant that my face is round as a cookie and white as flour?

18. Rukawa is not a figment of my imagination but for some reason, I am the only one who can see him.

19. Hey, I can't help it, I'm normal! It's the lot of you who's peculiar.

20. I make sense to myself.